Well, let's see...I've got a BIG EVENT to go to, and oh no, I have NO
idea what shoes to wear! I have soooo many...it's so hard to choose!
Hmm...well, you're not of much use most of the time (no matter how hard I
try and try to train you...ugh...), but MAYBE you can be of SOME use
today! I mean, come on - whatever I call you: slave, piggy, pet,
"assistant" (haha not really), I can never COUNT on you. Heck, you
probably can't even count! Sheesh...but that's enough about you. More
about ME.
